Manele: Chapeau bas si Huaaaaa!!!

Mi s-a intamplat sa vad una dintre cele mai faine definitiii in engleza pentru manele aici, ii zice ceva de genul:

“Manele

The worst music genre ever created with shitty lyrics and annoying rhythm. It is mostly enjoyed by retards, gypsies, whores, bus drivers, policemen, school dropouts, soccer fans, inhabitants of Ferentari, Balta Alba, Titan, Vitan, Colentina, Militari, Drumul Taberei and many others except Calea Mosilor.”

BRAVO!!!

continuarea este pe aici si zice asa:

Most of the Manele lyrics are illogic, gramatically incorrect and basically consist of the “big guy” braging about his wealth and “value”, about his (probably in his dreams!) ability to pick up chicks,while wishing his ennemies to die of jealousy, or lamely whining about his chick who has left him and deserted his heart.
Interprets of manele distinguish themselves by having freaky and ridiculous stage names such as “Sorin the Golden Kid” or Vali the Storm” (in Romanian it sounds a lot worse, believe me!!!!) and by wearing totally unstylish/non-matching clothes in manner of gangsta wannabees (pathetic wanabees, I mean!), big and equally unstylish gold jewleries and at least one ton of hair gel.

GOOD JOB!!

am cautat si am tot cautat apoi un blog cu manele… (am cautat in jur de 2 minute – nu imi pierd mai mult timp pe porcaria asta) nu am gasit nimic.

morala: manelarii nu au blog / blogerii nu asculta manele (?)
morala 2: manelarii care au blog nu discuta despre asta
morala 3: sunt eu batut in cap si nu stiu sa folosesc Google ca sa gasesc un blog facut de un manelar
morala 4: nu merita sa pierzi mai mult de 3 minute din viata cautand un blog de manele
morala 5: majoritatea blogurilor care au abordat subiectul asta, l-au abordat blamandu-i influenta si aratand incultura subgenului de muzica.
morala 6 / intrebare existentiala: oare romanii s-au saturat de manele? si daca da, atunci de ce toti cei care nu s-au saturat inca au decis sa se mute in Braila?